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Accidental Parenting

Episode 24 · 1 year ago

S01E23: Dad Jokes

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One of the hardest things about kids growing up is they stop laughing at dad jokes. Luckily, Penelope isn't there yet! Col tells her a bunch of dad jokes and we capture her adorable giggle. The two then face off in a trivia challenge.

We end up talking about our kids a loton this POTCASS, because when we're talking about parenting, fails and wins,it's our kids that we have stories about, but then I'll listen to theepisodes with them and they're not usually really happy that we talk aboutHem on here. Do they yeah, I was going to ask: Do they think it's funny whenwe tell stories about them or what it depends? Penelope really doesn't likeit. She doesn't really like us to talk about her at all on it every time shebe like. Oh, where did you just talk about me wh? What stories have we told aboutpenelope? That could be embarrassing. I mean I don't know about embarrassing,but just any time we share anything. You know what we talked about herbirthday, how we took her and some friends to a restaurant and they were aseparate table. So it's not embarrassing. It's just. If we'retalking about her at all, she does at she's, like don't talk about me on yourbodcast Yeah Okar, but atty likes it. I feel like, like we, I just listene totha episode with her with Daniel Talkg, about how addi saved their little dogin the park and Anhe was like. Oh, she...

...talked about me like she's Lhute, aboutIRIHT. That reminds me. I need to Dit Addie's next episode, O yeah. She has te podcast. You Guy should check it out called the teenage no atall and sheinterviews kids, her age about their hobbies and the things they do and shedoes a great job. It's fun TS, someting, Fun forteenagers, who no IAND yeahteenagers know it all, so they should share all the the wisdom that they tryright so but 'cause we were talking about how Um we talk about our kids onhere. All the time we're like we should have our kids on here sometimes, andthen we had a really good idea. We wanted to do this episode about DadJokes. I've been wanting for a long time to do an episode on Dad, jokes andand I'll be the first to admit. I've never been great at Dad Jokes. What doyou mean? I'm good at dadjokes like it seems likeYour Dad or my dad always has like a handful of jokes in their backpocketand Atan. Given time that they've told you me or you sure, ten or fifteen timewould we say, they'e they're goodto be...

...good or not to be good. That is thealways have a few ready for any Oye. I'm not the type that has the jokesready. I can be snarky like no other yeah, but I'm no o Bao, like you'll,have a little pun here and though, and we're like Hashtag Dad, jokes yea forsure. But it's true both of our dads are more proated. I'd, say just alwayshave 'em ready, but what's amazing is penelopes laugh when you tell a dadjoke and she gets it. She has the best laugh, and so we asked her if she wouldbe on the Bod gestoday. So we could capture this amazing laugh and sheagreed perfect, which made me really happy 'cause. She doesn't like to t usto talk about her on the pudcast but she's willing to be on it, which isawesome, so we're going to have you interview, Pinepi in our Usan da j, seeif I can get it Alast allright. I was just discussing with pedalopy H'cause. She was just plugging her nose and I asked her why she plugged hernose. Why were you plugging your nose...

...cause? I needed aneeyou needed tosneeze, and then you did something. You pressed your nose. You touched shows,and you said, II pressed on no and then said: strabery Mus, strawberry mustard.If you press on your nose and say strawberry mustard, that gets rird of asneeze, and I think so I think if you press hard enough, it might have to be like a little bit.I here right on the bridge of your nose and that works science, pretty good Ni, Om, blband, oh verycool, all right well, peelbe, say hi to everyone. Himy name is Panalopi andtell me what do you like to do I like to play Soccer Ana ice? My family? Doyou play and do what? With your family and Ow W, Oh nice, we got a shout outfamone one point for the family: Very Nice: Do you play soccer everyday atschool? No, because it's banned...

...at school, but now it's back hat. Noone brings a soccer. Ball, wait a sick, it's banned at school. What does thatmean like it's not allowed anymore but O is at? You were saying, like trombone,marching band okay, so it was bad inbut, nit's Um, it's not bad anymore, but none brings a boss and that's why you always ask to bring our soccer ballstes. Sorry, I always say no warm soy. Now I play monkey on the Grond itall. My friends O that's good. What Os Monkey on the ground! Can you explainthat o monkey on the ground is basically where one person is it and they have to count to ten orthirty and spin around before they do it? They can open their Wak, ten orthirty tenor, thrty Lo Choosyeh and Um. They get to open their eyes on the ground, but oncethey touch the place that they have to...

...close tyour eyes and try to geteveryone, but if he's on the ground, he can't call monkey on the ground only ifhe's on the place that he can say monkey on the round. In that person,it's on the ground is if no one's on the ground, then you say out of town.This sounds very complicated. I think a better name for this gamewould be Zombi upbreak, because that's what it sounds like to me, someones asa monkey on the ground, O get monkeys, idont, 'cause, monkeys, aren't on theground. I don't know either all right. So I've got some jokes to tell you. Areyou in a laughing mood, kind kind of we'll see how goofy you are I've justpumped her full of sugar, so she should be laughing a little bit more m penelbewhich, U S, state is famous for its extra small soft drinks Minnesota, get it Minnie, soda, Minnesota,...

...okay, all right! Uh! Let's go with thisone. What did the ranch say when someoneopened the refrigerator door, no close the door, I'm dressing? Why is that one so funny es he dressingout ranch dressing, ranch dressing, ranchesdressing gay? Why do trees seem suspicious onsunny days? I don't know they just seem a little shady. What did the policeman say to his bellybutton now you're under a vest? I Oh you know this next, this next joke.It's it's a joke about time travel, but...

I don't think I'm going to tell it you di! You didn't think it was veryfunny. I sill don't get that it's it's about time travel and I'm notgoing to tell it because you didn't think it was very funny. I travelled in time and told you thejoke. You didn't think it was funny, so Icame back and decided not to tell it aalright. What do you call a fakenoodle? I don't know an IMPOSTA. Let's see, whydid the math book look so sad, an n now because of all the problems, I don't trust stairs because they'realways up to something...

...that Mas so much en. Did you hear the rumor about butter? No?Well, I'm not going to spread it. Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? I doN'tknow'cause then I'd be a foot. Twelve inches n whacould, you imagine,having a foot on your faceyeah. That's why I knowise can't be twelve incheslong. What time did the man go to the dentist tooherdy? I once had a dream. I was floating inan ocean of Orange Soda. It was a fantase fantasy. Did you know that five fourthsof people don't understand fractions hfive fourths is more than more thanthe whole. Why can't you hear a...

...pterodactor going to the bathroombecause the P is silent. Aus, you spell Tarodacta with a s silent all right. Thanks Ben Elbe,it's been fun to have you on. I we brought Aubri back in and we'regoing to rape this up with a game. Okay, so we're going to play this game, I'mgoing to ask a question and penelope and Col er both going to answer andthen I'm Goingta guess who's closer. I don't know, but we'll have the answerhere: Reae no ineed you're just going to make a guess: 'cause Dad won't knowany of these either okay. So this is a percentage. What percent out of ahundred right? What percent? Of? U S? Adults, have a TATOO. What do you thinkinandetal answer? I think twenty five, seventeen percent ooh those are prettyclose. I think penelope is closer.

Twenty one percent. Are we playingprices right, roll nonjst Beon? The point could job into arrest?Okay. Now this is going to be another percentage ready. What percent of theworld's rice is consumed by China? Let me think think Iky, it's a good guess. What do you hasay? Forty five, I think penalipy's closer, oh twenty, nine, p percent, one pointfor Dad: Dad got that one one in one on that: one: okay, one and one tyebreakertiybreaker. What percent of Scotland's populationhas red hair? What do you think Benobi? That's a country in Europe and they'rekind of known for having read hair a lot of them, maybeseventy five that might be a little...

...high. Let say thirty, three right right.Let's find out, I think, dad might be closer, but it could be wrong. Thirteenpercent I foeoe alydibics. I said they're known for having red hair,which they kind of Ar that surprises me 'cause. I thought Ireland would havemore red hair than Scotland. I don't know, I don't know. I imagine aScottish guy with red hair and a kilt, but I don't know any Scottish guys withhert hair. Don't you I know tons, wait. A second well thinks for re an to day PINALPA.You did also you have the best laugh. I Love Your Lau. I think the only reasondead tells the DA jokes is because you're you laugh at him and it's sofunny am.

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